Our new gardener complaining that barbecue forks aren't good for his soil

I was glad to get an email from my sister to say that she might be coming to Peru in July. My nephew is already scheduled in for June so we should have an interesting time. I am trying to organise a trip to the jungle with Dan (nephew), who is currently suffering from the Peruvian Pincushion effect having had some of the injections that are needed. This afternoon we had to go to the airport to collect some vegetable stock and chocolate Esther's Auntie Carola had sent for us. Needless to say the package wasn't there the first time we went so Esther and Salvador had to go back down there later. As usual the airport bookshop got a bit of a hammering with Salvador coming away with a touch and feel cat book. Salvador can now also say Coca-Cola, another example of how stuff will seep into childrens brains no matter what you do to shield them from it - see also Mickey Mouse. A customer asked me tonight for Guinea Pig, he had a very sad look on his face when I told him all the food was vegetarian and left soon after.
I am very concerned that the new England manager has played for both Bristol City AND Oxford, this doesn't bode well.
I think I would rather have someone who has pleasured Ulrika than someone who used to get excited by running out at The Manor or Ashton Gate.