Cusco's Olympic size pool is starting to get a bit small for Salvador

(He also appears to have a 'bit of Mark E Smith' about him in this photo, which is good or bad depending on your stance on megalomaniac, greaseheaded, Manc nutters .....
Hey ! Salvador it's 'Hex Enduction Hour').

A few days ago, the red telephone box (not full size - no one is that generous) that we keep our tips in, was stolen.
It had 2 soles in it but was the first present I ever gave Esther.
The suspicion immediately fell on the bloke who brings the bills round.
Today Miriam spotted the phone bill for Moni being given to one of the landlady's staff instead of us.
She investigated further and was soon hurtling off up San Agustin in venemous pursuit of the bent postie.
'I want the telephone box you stole last week'
'What are you talking about?'
'If you don't bring it back we'll report you to Telefonica and the police'
'I'll bring it in this afternoon'
He hasn't turned up so Telefonica have been phoned (reaction 'well that really shouldn't happen') and Miriam is now at the police station.
I know that Britain is in the frame for the theft of a priceless Moche head-dress but this is taking revenge too far.