I went to the dentist this afternoon.
The dentist turned out to be Esther's Mum's cousin, I don't know how many times removed or much more than that as he soon had his pick and shovel in my gob which made conversation difficult.
'How does it look?' asked Esther,
'Like he's been eating rocks' replied cousin dentist.
The FA Cup Final hole, Toblerone cavity and Paracas crack needed eight x-rays in total which at $15 a throw were quite painful.
I have to go back tomorrow for his verdict which by the sound of it involves crowns, tiaras, bridges, viaducts and loads of drilling.