That pelican made me do it

After another day of serious packing, a farewell dinner at Gary´s renovated apartment was the perfect way to unwind.
Actually, Gary´s super new living space is our old apartment knocked about and decorated to a much higher standard. It looks lovely.
It was also great to catch up on the latest news, it seems that about 140 different dogs that look like THE ROCK have been sighted since he went missing. This includes dogs that have been locked in houses whilst their identity is checked.
"Does it have floppy ears and a doleful expression?"
"Yes"
"Is it crippled?"
"It could be soon"
"Does it have an enormous cock?"
"No"
"Best keep looking then"
We also heard that Gary has a years supply of Guinness impounded at customs in Lima, I am expecting to arrive at the airport on Monday to find all of the baggage handlers dressed as leprechauns swigging black velvet.