Our cruel crusade to deny Salvador chocolate has reached crisis point as he is now demanding to be given 'the Brown Biscuit'.
No surprise here that Alberto Fujimori is on his way back to Peru, one of the few countries in the world that could have a disgraced ex-President extradited who is probably less corrupt than the current incumbent.
It will be fascinating to watch the teamwork between Garcia and 'el Chino' through the hotline they will undoubtedly have from jail to the presidential palace.
I am sure Fujimori will do alright for Brown Biscuits too.