An indication of what lies ahead for us ;

Esther : 'and what will you say if Jessica pushes you at pre-school tomorrow?'

Salvador : 'You're twisting my melon man'

Esther : 'Pardon Salvador?'

Salvador : ' You're twisting my melon man, Jessica'

Salvador (screaming) : 'You're ..... Twisting .... My..... Melon .... Man'

This is all my fault.