Rihanna

I entered a poetry competition online last week, the prize was a trip to see Rihanna launch her new album at Brixton Academy. I wasn't particularly fussed about seeing Rihanna but I quite liked the idea of winning a poetry competition. The 'exclusive' concert is tonight, it's 7.45pm and I am in Swindon and she is in Brixton so I reckon I haven't won. Her album launch is sponsored by Nokia and apparently there is a Rihanna talking widget for their phones to back this up. Personally I would settle for a Nokia that doesn't freeze every time I try to look at the local paper on it. I'm not sure why I didn't win because I reckon my poem encapsulated Rihanna's recent history and current sponsorship deal. A knowledge of naked celebrity photo's taken in bathroom mirrors may help you further understand the depth of my work. Do some research, I know I did.

Here it is -

Rihanna (Poem)

Some people forget so easy

that mobile phones are tools of the sleazy

Snapping away in a hotel mirror

a pervy boyfriend thinks - 'I'm on to a winner'

He peppers pixels to the paps

of lovely Rihanna draped next to taps

She was livid with her fella

I won't even say where she stuck that umbrella

Their relationship got much rockier

so she jumped in bed with the guys from Nokia

As for him he got the digit

and a lifetime ban from clicking her widget.