Just as one over-exciteable short arse announces his departure from Swindon, another announces his imminent arrival

We´re returning to England in three weeks.

After a fantastic year in Peru, we´ve decided that our immediate future lies in the UK.

We´ve managed to help Moni take some more strides forward and want to try to guarantee its continued success.

In the light of this decision, everything here in Cusco is very chaotic.

Three months ago we decided it was the right thing to do, a sequence of events since then has meant that we have been unable to put our plan into action, now we have about a week to do it.

So it´s time for lots of rows, lots of let downs and lots of trekking around Cusco.

Today we had rows with the staff in Moni, the solicitor, the taxman and the bank.

Tomorrow we are going to Telefonica so anything could happen.