The size of that roll of shrinkwrap shows how much we have got to do

The packing actually got going today and the house has already started to look bare with no paintings or pictures on the walls. In the interests of world peace I decided to send Ali to sort things out at Telefonica, she came back two hours later with the disconnection organised. I went to the doctors this afternoon, not only have I got another hernia that needs an operation, I have varicose veins in my testicles which need an operation too. I didn´t realise I was even going to get examined there until I got ice cold gel squirted on my bollocks. This coupled with Esther pulling faces all the time made it quite a difficult visit. She was making me laugh so much, I had to imagine Heather Mills McCartney to keep myself under control. Salvador also visited Dr Gloria with a nappy that smelt of vinegar, he is fermenting apparently, we have to get a load of tests organised for him too.